The Hukilau was the place
Where I first saw your face
We liked each other right away
But you didn't remember me the very next day
Forgetful Lucy
Has got a nice caboosey
I used to trick you into pulling your car over so we could chat
But my favorite time was when you beat the shit out of Ula with a bat
Then we drove up to see Dr. Keats
And found out why Doug always has to change his sheets
Forgetful Lucy
Cracked her head like Gary Busey
But I still love her so
And I'll never let her go
Even if while I'm singing this song
She's wishing I had Jocko the walrus' schlong
Forgetful Lucy
Her lips are so damn juicy
How about another first kiss
1 | Somebody Kill Me Please |
2 | I Wanna Grow Old With You |
3 | Grow Old With You |
4 | Sloppy Joe |
5 | At a Medium Pace |
6 | Love Stinks |
7 | Girl |
8 | Toll Booth Willie |
9 | Funny Happy Birthday Song |
10 | Like A Hurricane |