Anastasia ft. Weezer - The key of Awasome текст песни

Every guy could use a girl like Anastasia
You couldn't find a better lady if I paid you
Girl, you're the top of the line I'll never need to upgrade you
I was drowning and you threw me a lifesaver

Our first date was a bit of a disaster
I was convinced that she thought that I was a dumb bastard
I said I'll show you the coolest places in NYC
We walked around for hours aimlessly
Finally we decided to go eat Mexican
My stomach started acting up again
I had to go to the can so I said Goodbye and ran

Anastasia
I'll do anything to please her
Anastasia
Holy crap I'm jamming with Weezer
Anastasia
She gives me lovin' in 3D
Hey, Mark stop tryin' to sing like me
I'm sorry...

I decided to propose to her on Christmas Eve
She told me in the morning that she would be home by 3

So I rapped myself up in a box as a present
The box was very hot and unpleasant
I looked at my watch and saw it was 3.30
I'm getting sweaty this is stupid where the hell is she?
I was stuck in that box for over an hour
I looked like I had taken a shower
By the time she got home I was just a pathetic mess
Guess I put her love to the test
Even though I was sweaty and messy she still said yes!
She said yes!!

Anastasia
She enjoys my stupidity
Anastasia
She gets migranes from the humility
Anastisia
Will love me when I'm bald and fat
And she is a wonderful mother to our retarded cats
Meow Meow Meow Meow (x2)

Anastasia


Thanks to Martin_T for correcting these lyrics