Billy solves his problems by calling up his Mom
Heather solves her problems with drugs and Alcohol
Daniel solves his problems with a doctor and the law
But Malcolm's got his own way and it's better than them all
Chorus
'Cause Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw (repeat 3 times)
and he never has the same problem twice
Whether it's a bill or a cheque arriving late
Rancid marble cheese or a steak that's second rate
Awful TV programs or a broken Elvis plate
Or his fiancee who dumps him because he's gaining weight
Chorus
vruum vruum (with accompanied screaming)
Problem solved.
1 | Last Saskatchewan Pirate |
2 | Me Like Hockey |
3 | We Are The Beaver |
4 | Baby Poo |
5 | Worst Seat On The Plane |
6 | The War of 1812 |
7 | Big Fat Road Manager |
8 | New Car Smell |
9 | Wolfe Island Ferry |
10 | Scary Ned |