Beefy - Nerdcore Hip-Hop текст песни

Wanna know what's lamer than an original Nerdcore Beefy song? How about Beefy covering a Nerdcore song that started the word Nerdcore? From the guy that started Nerdcore – MC Frontalot? This is my cover song; deal with it.

Nerdcore Hip-Hop - other rappers run in fear
That I'll put them on the record where their friends could hear
They'd get sneered at, listed: not to be trusted
Seen hob-nobbin with the frontalot, busted
"That kid's a dork, he rhymes every day
On the karaoke rappin yo he ain't got anything to say
Ain't got no record deal, never will such a spaz
Better get his ass some kind of a sedative"
Pish-posh! Man, I come as wack as I like
I spit-spackle the mic, and dispense my dis-ingenius advice
Accuse famous rappers of biting my style - get shot at
Sit at home try to simulate a high hat

Wishin' that CPU could rock a beat
And hoping that if he does it isn't weak,
I'm wishin' that CPU could rock a beat
So Nerdcore Hip Hop could reign supreme

Well, make a mention of my dj CPU
Nerdcore Hip Hop is the style he use
Step to my DJ, you better step prepared
He got 28 an' 22/50ths squared
Just a little more than the beat you thought
Frontalot drop-kickin rhythm in the double ought
Sought skinny little beats but returned with the fat of the land
Now I got a swollen hip-hop gland
I suffer hypochondria, I think my beats is sick
But don't trip, don't trip
I'm-a listen to the bootleg mp3
Post the frontalot demo on my FTP
Run away from the rappers who are just like me
'Cause they ain't appreciating who my DJ be

Well, I'm wishin' that CPU could rock a beat
And hoping that if he does it isn't weak,
I'm wishin' that CPU could rock a beat
So Nerdcore Hip Hop could reign supreme

And that's the end of our little adventure here in the land of Hip Hop. I'd like to give a big thanks to MC Frontalot for making that song, and posting the lyrics on his website, allowing people like me who have nothing better to do with their free time than to cover the song very, very poorly.

Go download the nerd. EP. And I guess you could go check out Nerd Rising… Nerdcore Rising, by MC Frontalot. And have a nice day.