Brentalfloss - The 2011 Brentmas Mad-Lib текст песни

Rudolph the red-boobed fart bat (fart bat)
Had a very shiny boob (like a laser printer)
And if you ever slapped it with a waffle (slapped it with a waffle)
You would even say it glows (like a fire!)
All of the other fart bats (fart bats)
Used to laugh and call him names (like tainty ass face)
They never let poor Rudolph (Rudolph)
Join in any fart bat games (like pretending to be British!)

Then one foggy Pancake Day
Santa came to say ("By the power of Greyskull!")
"Rudolph, with your boob so bright
Won't you guide my dinghy tonight?"

Then how the fart bats impregnated him (impregnated him)
And they shouted out with glee ("I banged that!")
Rudolph the red-boobed fart bat (fart bat)
You'll go down in history (Like George W. Bush!)