I've big funny ears, they are so long and flat
They are the very reason I never wear a hat
My teeth stick out in front, like pickets in a fence
And as far as riches go, I'm not worth two cents
But, I'm, glad to be the way I am who cares if I look funny
No matter what the others have I'm glad that I'm Bugs Bunny
Suppose I was an elephant, then I'd be really sunk
For everyplace I'd ever go I'd take my trunk
Suppose I was a zebra, with stripes from head to tail
I bet that think that I escaped and throw me back in jail
Oh, I'm, glad to be the way I am who cares if I look funny
No matter what the others have I'm glad that I'm Bugs Bunny
Suppose I was a tall giraffe and swallowed carrots yummy
With that long neck I'd surly starve before they reach my tummy
Suppose I was a big fat pig I might as well be frank
I wouldn't care to end up as some kiddie piggy bank
So, I'm, glad to be the way I am who cares if I look funny
No matter what the others have I'm glad that I'm Bugs Bunny
"Ehh, what's up doc?"
Suppose I was a smelly skunk, I wouldn't have a friend
I'd be alone accepting for a scent I couldn't spend
Suppose I was a gator in the swamps where time would drag
Until the day when I'd be made into a traveling bag
So, I'm, glad to be the way I am who cares if I look funny
No matter what the others have I'm glad that I'm Bugs Bunny
Suppose I was a turkey then end up on a tray
In the middle of the table on the next Thanksgiving Day
Suppose I was a bullfrog croakin' out a note
I'd dread the time when I would be a frog in someone's throat
So, I'm, glad to be the way I am who cares if I look funny
No matter what the others have I'm glad that I'm Bugs Bunny