Capitol Steps - The Twitter текст песни

Gimme me a ticket for an aeroplane
My girlfriend is gettin' so inane
Forty times today
On my PDA
My baby, she wrote me a twitter

Every two minutes somethin' else to tell
What the hell's the meaning of 'LOL'?
But she loves her shampoo
Well woop-de-freakin'-do
And lately, it's makin' me bitter

So I wrote her a letter
Said that it would be better
To talk like we ought
But she can only twitter
'Cause 140 letters
Is her limit on thoughts
She's twidiotic

I'm leaving home, all my bags are packed
But my tweet hawk deserves all the facts
Since I can't commit her
I'll just send a twitter

(spoken) Let me see... 'ILYFOB-S'
(spoken) 'ILYFOB-S'? Does that mean 'I love you forever, oh beautiful sweetheart'?
(spoken) No, it's...

'I'm leaving you for our babysitter'