In my home
I found a sack of crud
I flushed it down the toilet
But it came back and sang
I am loopy
Poopy
Soupy
I am an idiot rah rah rah
On my gnome
I found a bag of wee
I sprayed it on my wife
But she came and slapped my features
I am loopy
Poopy
Soupy
I am an idiot blah blah blah
I will not cry (x8)
I will not undergo the treatment (x9)
Shush (x11)