I wanna be evil, I wanna spit tacks
I wanna be evil, and cheat at jacks
I wanna be wicked, I wanna tell lies
I wanna be mean, and throw mud pies
Your sweet, My Dear, the girl who's never been cased,
I'm tired of being pure and not chased
I wanna be evil, I wanna be mad
But more that that I wanna be bad
I wanna be wicked, I wanna tell lies
I wanna be mean, and throw mud pies