Guido Hatzis - Korean Hotel текст песни

Korean woman: Hello, may I help you?
Guido Hatzis: Yeah mate, I wanna book a room in the hotel there
Korean woman: Yes, ummm
Guido Hatzis: Bout 3 weeks time

Korean woman: So Would u like to make a reservation or confirm it?

Guido Hatzis: Well mate, I like to make it rite?
Korean woman: I'm sorry.....

Guido Hatzis: Well, I'm coming over to Korea....

Korean woman: Mhhmmm?

Guido Hatzis: To tell uze, how to make cars. Because mate, mate, lets face it, Korean cars mate, they're shit boxes mate. I mean I've seen a Daewoo 2 litre, mate mate please, the only thing I get in 2 litres is milk or orange juice mate. Uze got no guts in your cars mate. You want pick up mate, uze should see my Nana at bingo night mate.
Korean woman: So you can, you can put your room charge on credit card

Guido Hatzis: Yeah mate, well mate i gotta go get one from my uncle mate, he's borrowing that from a friend, u know what i mean? Mate don't ask too many questions about it alrite, between you and me? Okay? Wink wink nudge nudge mate? Okay mate, good mate.
Now mate, you got any food over there?

Korean woman: You mean the restaurant?

Guido Hatzis: Yeah mate cause i am a big fan of Korean food.

Korean woman: Oh?
Guido Hatzis: I love veal pamajana and chicken Kiev mate. Fantastic
Korean woman: We have a Korean restaurant in the hotel

Guido Hatzis: Alrite mate, cool.

Korean woman: Would you like to make a reservation? This is the reservation office.

Guido Hatzis: Alrite mate, now i gotta ask one more question alrite?

Korean woman: Yes?

Guido Hatzis: Mate, how do i get to your hotel....

Korean woman: From the airport?

Guido Hatzis: Nah mate, from the Western Ring Road.

Korean woman: We...Western Ring Road?

Guido Hatzis: Yeah mate, do i do i take that turn of at Altona?

Korean woman: Where's the Western Ring Road?
Guido Hatzis: Well near my place

Korean woman: In Seoul?

Guido Hatzis: Nah mate, in Pascovale. Cause mate, Jim said to get to Korea, you go up Sydney road through Coberg, i told him he's stupid mate.

Korean woman: I'm sorry but i cannot follow you.

Guido Hatzis: Mate, I'll follow you rite? Mate easy, okay? Sorted. Okay mate, well I'll see you there in like a 2 weeks time alrite?

Korean woman: Yeah okay....???