Hank Green - I'm Not Edward Cullen текст песни

The hidden moon is rising over Forks, Washington
And suddenly you shy away from my body's warmth
My muscles are hard as I can make 'em
But that's not enough for you
You want me to be cold and hard
Like a moving marble statue


The only thing that you think you need
Is the one thing that I can never be


You don't love me cause I'm not Edward Cullen
I can wear sparkly make-up and act all brave and sullen
But you can't help but realize these are golden contacts in my eyes
So you think you can't be the one and only girl for me


Only one man can protect me from harm
Plus a hundred years of investment made him richer than God
For a century he saved his virginity for me
But I know all about that girl you scored with in 2003


He's the only man that I can't resist
And you can't convince me he does not exist


I can't love you cause you're not Edward Cullen
You can wear sparkly make-up and act all brave and sullen
But I can't help but realise these are golden contacts in your eyes
So you can never be the one and only boy for me


It's so superficial that you love his fancy cars
But Edward Cullen also never ever has to fart
I hope some day his child will rip its way out of your womb
Give up now and we can still be friends
I'll never fall in love with you