Hypnotic Clambake - The Feldmans текст песни

Moshe Moshe Moshe married Myrtle Myrtle Myrtle Myrtle
Aunt Solly Solly Solly wears a girdle
Moshe Moshe Moshe he's a tailor tailor tailor
And his father Benny Benny was a sailor

He sailed the seven seas, that's what they said
Catching gifilte fish and white fish spread
He sailed the seven seas, far and near
Now Benny's dead, Oi vai iz mir!

Shlomo's Moshe's brother
Comes from Nova Scotia Scotia
He's a butcher butcher butcher he keeps kosher
Rachel's Moshe's sister, she's a surgeon surgeon surgeon
When I asked about her lover, she claimed to be a virgin

She works night and day, that's what they say
No time for love, all work no play
She works night and day, performing vasectomies
Behind a curtain that no one sees

My name is Harvey Wangelstein and no one knows the truth
They think I'm Solly's boyfriend but no one has any proof
I have a special gift to give for Hanukkah this year
I've saved up all my shekels to buy Solly a brassiere

Oh, Moshe Feldman he's a tailor
Myrtle Feldman she's his bride
Solly Feldman wears a girdle
Which she always has to hide
Shlomo Feldman he keeps kosher
Benny Feldman he's deceased
Rachel Feldman has no shame
But at least she's always pleased

Oh the Feldmans, oh yes the Feldmans
Together they all live in harmony
(except Benny)
Oh the Feldmans, oh yes the Feldmans
Together they all live in harmony