Jacksfilms - Razors In Your Apple (On Halloween) текст песни

Jack:
There's razors in your apple
On Halloween
There's anthrax in your Snapple
On Halloween
The only thing you got to know is
All of your candy's got to go
'Cause there's razors in your apple
On Halloween

Ethan:
Yes, your candy's been contaminated
From villains who are evil, mad and jaded
Don't break me off a piece of that Kit-Kat bar
'Cause it's filled with pieces of a friggin' crowbar
They left no candy untouched
Even made the Pop Rocks pop too much
No, I don't mean to cause a scene
But it's only
On Halloween

Sean:
Ignore those M&Ms
'Cause they're filled with more hatred than Eminem
They dumped bleach on all the Snickers
Steal wires in every Twizzler
Do you like your Now-N-Laters
Filled with knives from all the haters?
Don't let me see that Tootsie Roll
Because it's laced with crack.

Jack:
There's razors in your apple
On Halloween
There's anthrax in your Snapple
On Halloween
The only thing you got to know is
All of your candy's got to go
'Cause there's razors in your apple
On Halloween

Toby:
Hold up, Jack
Sounds kinda whack
Watcha trying to do
give kid's parents a heart-attack?
I think you've gone too far
Warning kids about their candy
Who you think you are?

Jack:
Don't make assumptions, Toby
You might learn something, Toby
If you knew about conspiracies you'd know the government
Is trying to rule our minds with candy-consumption, Toby

Toby:
Sounds like you're paranoid
Your argument is null and void

Jack:
No, I'm telling you, they're watching us
Don't eat the candy
Tobuscus or else they'll

Toby:
Okay, now I'm annoyed
There's no anthrax in your Snapple
No razors in your apple

Jack:
Oh you wanna bet?

Toby:
Yeah sure I'll take it.
GOD DANGIT.

Jack:
There's razors in your apple
On Halloween
There's anthrax in your Snapple
On Halloween
The only thing you got to know is
All of your candy's got to go
'Cause there's razors in your apple
On Halloween