Jeffrey Lewis - Mosquito Mass-Murderist текст песни

I'm the Mosquito mass–murderist
and every single word of it's true
Let me tell about the things that i do
'cause i got tricks of the trade and all the bugs are afraid
That i'll mistake 'em for a skeetter and i'll take em to a theater of pain
And when i'm done all that remains is the stain

But i gotta make sure the mosquito is pure
Before i accidentally smash a harmless bug to the floor
but if i see a spider then i know it's alright
'cause i can use her as a partner in the killing tonight
Because it's kill or be killed, or just bitten and itchin'
But for real no mosquito gets a meal in my kitchen
and when i'm hear 'em buzzing then i hold very still
and when i fix my eyes upon 'em i close in for the kill

I'm a mosquito mass murderist
but every single word of it's true
let me tell you 'bout the things that i do
left hand right hand both hands with the smack
should never enter my realm 'cause you can never go back
one mosquito, two mosquito, three mosquitos and four
i got your crumby little carcases all over my floor

Crush 'em down with the finger, crush 'em down with the hand
Crushin down on my leg when they keep tryin' to land
'cause all they want is my blood but i ain't tryin' to give it, see
it don't appear to be your smartest activity
'cause i got proclivities to fight not to run
If you're coming like a sucker
You can go out like one .

I'm the Mosquito mass–murderist
and every single word if it's true
because when i hear 'em buzzing then i kill 'em by the dozen
one mosquito seemed to think that he was smart but he wasn't

'cause it took me a while, and he got in some bites
but he got greedy so i turned him to graffiti mid-flight
Blam! now you're on the wall and it's all over for you
i just leave you as a warning for the rest of your crew

so how do i begin to continue this continuum
They keep on creepin' in but i keep 'em to a minimum
because it's my style to keep 'em sunk(?) in my area
They can keep their west nile and the funky malaria
because when i'm in the woods it is well understood
Every time i see a skeeter gettin' up to no good
i can never back down from givin' him a smack down
I say no to bugs, a zero-tolerence crack-down

Mosquito mass –murderist
and every single word of it's true
let me tell you bout the things that i do
because it's not alright to be givin' me a bite
and because i hate scratchin' so i know i gotta catch 'em
and because he tries stabbin' so i know i gotta grab 'em
and because it makes me grumpy when they try to make me lumpy

if he swarms the beam of my flashlight in the dark
i shine it at a spider web and hope that they park
and i laugh as the spider wraps him up like a napkin
Because i'm not the only one who's good with the rapping
so i might beat ya or a spider might eat ya
so why can't we teach ya that we'll always defeat ya

I'm a mosquito mass murderist
and every single word of it's true
and now i've told 'bout the things that i do




Thanks to garbo

Thanks to spaceghost for correcting these lyrics