Eddie the Eunuch was a weasel
Nasty as an old man's nose
Making believin' he was evil
Struttin' in his mama's clothes
You know that Eddie had a bad connection
Never had a chance to ball
Sleeping in the wrong direction, baby
Dreaming he was ten feet tall
But now Eddie the Eunuch is a rock and roll critic
Sucking like a super star
Slicker than a shoe-shine
Quicker than a two-time
Eddie what a thang you are
Eddie makes a damn good livin', baby
Putting other people down
Eddie couldn't ever forgive them baby
'Cause he wasn't Jackson Browne
1 | Why Me Lord |
2 | Me And Bobby Mcgee |
3 | Why Me |
4 | Casey's Last Ride |
5 | The Pilgrim |
6 | Good Morning John |
7 | Born To Love Me |
8 | El Coyote |
9 | Sweet Susannah |
10 | Under The Gun |