If I were a human being,
I'd head straight for New Orleans
And I'd blow this horn so hard and strong,
Like no one they've ever seen!
You heard of Louis Armstrong,Mr.Sydney Brushade;
All those boys gonna step aside,
When they hear this song that's gator playin',
When I'm human,as I hope to be,
I'm gonna blow this horn till the cows come home,
And everyone's gonna bow down to me
Thenk you,thank you!
Aw,thak you,I love you too,baby.
When I'm myself again,I want just the life I had.
A great big party every night!
That doesn't sound to bad
A red head on my left arm,a brunette on my right,
A blinde or two to hold the candles,
Now thet seems just about right,eh,Louis?
Life is short,when you're done,you're done.
We're on this earth to have some fun!
And that's the way things are.
When I'm human,and I'm gonna be,
I'm gonna tear it up like I did before.
That's a royal guarantee
Your modesty becomes you,
And your sence or reponsibility,
I worked hard for everything I've got,
And that's the way it's supposed to be.
When I'm a human being,at least I'll act like one.
If you your best each and everyday,
Good things are sure to come your way.
What you give is what you get!
My Daddy said that and I'll never forget.
And I commend it to you.
When we're human,and we're gonna be,
I'm gonna blow my horn!
I'm gonna live the high life!
I'm gonna do my best to take my place in the sun...