Mickey's Bitch - The Smelly Cowboy текст песни

(The Smelly Cowboy)
(Aw let's get this show on the road)

The Smelly Cowboy
Lives in Leicester
And if you ask
Him to bathe
He'll say
He'll say sod off

Don't make me bathe
I will not shave
If I use shampoo
I will puke on you
Riding out now
Across the desert plain
(Yee Ha!)

Constant isolation
Needs no conversation
I live alone in joy
Like a discarded toy
The practicalities
Of personalities
Make no odds to me
I love sodomy
I will have to say
Come and make my day
I will just enjoy
Bumping you off

Don't make me bathe
I will not shave
If I use shampoo
My horse will poo on you
Riding out now
Across the desert plane
(Horse neigh)