Nice Peter - Billy Mays Versus Ben Franklin текст песни

(Ben Franklin -)

I'm big Ben Franklin, and this shant be pretty
Let me instruct you how we battle in the city of Philly
You couldn't sell Rick James a bag of crack, you're out of practice
My victory's more certain than death or taxes
Fact is:
You're a hack
Whack QVC joke
You peddle soap
That cleans bird sh&t from my windows
I'll craft a lyrical coffin and then spit the nails in
Call me Arthur Miller son cause it's death of a salesman!

(Billy Mays -)

Hi Billy Mays here with a special TV offer.
Watch me crush this bald fat foppish founding father
I'll take my awesome auger and sow your Quaker oats
I'll shoot your rhymes down like a regiment of red coats
I'm the lord of the pitch and leader in home sales
You're just a lumpy pumpkin who invented the mail
Benny's got kite'n key but you're in for a shock
When I strike you with bolts from my lightening rod cock

(Ben Franklin -)

Stop!
I protest these intolerable raps
It takes just one easy payment for me to whoop your @ss!
Cause I'm mint, I'm money!
I'm an educated gentleman so join or die Bill.
Cause it's all about the Benjamin

(Billy Mays -)
But wait! There's more!

(VOICE OVER)
Is there anyone out there who could finish this battle? Anyone? Anyone?

(Shamwow Guy -)
I can
You following me camera guy?
Cause it's about to get furious
You're gonna love my nuts until you're bi-focal-curious
Your boy George chopped down trees
You couldn't break a piece of balsa
Slap chop your face
Make a double chin salsa
Your style is so broke
They call you Poor Richard
It's bad enough I gotta see you every-time I tip a stripper
Vince against a founding father is just too bad
Cause after this America is gonna lose a Dad



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