Pain Train - Toppin' The Charts текст песни

[Verse 1 - slArdeL.]
Yo saturday afternoons I must confess
Ain't nothin' to do but play some Team Fortress
Pain Train we possess all the skills for success
Teamwork so ridiculous can't help but impress
Ain't no contest, we play to win
Next match over before it even begin
I'm switchin' to spy, your chances are thin
I go disguise, and I look like your identical twin
I roll up on you then I sap your sentries
With ease, like eatin' macaroni and cheese
And lookin' to squeeze the trigger to turn up the degrees
Like a pyro burnin' everything that he sees
Spys, Scouts, Soldiers and even Heavies
He'll be glad to flame ya it puts his mind at ease
I'ma go sniper I put bullets in the head
Come across me, I'll fill you up with lead
Sit tight, I got your wig in my sight
Drain the blood in you make your face turn white
One after another your team droppin' like flies
We about to cap the last point it's time to say goodbye
Just like that done in the blink of an eye
Put ptrain with the teams you've been dominated by
On a day-to-day basis we make you disappear
'Cause Pain Train's a crew that'll always perservere

[Chorus 1 - slArdeL.]
Here at Pain Train we rock the TF2
Toppin' the charts, you know that's how we do
But the bottom line is about havin' a good time
Blastin' baddies with my fellow partners in crime

[Verse 2 - fr0th]
Yeah I like to play medic I ain't no banana rider
But I'll equip my needle gun and be your death provider
When the syringes rain down all over your crown
I think everyone will know who'll be wearin' the frown
According to the National Health Act,
All doctors sign a pact confirming they're mentally wacked
But we gotta be crazy if we're gonna follow Sarge
He may be large but he's dumb that's why I pack my Ubercharge
We rage on through the stickies, spies, and woeful cries
Over the corpses of less fortunate allies
Me and Sarge fought on, but the charge was runnin' out
The CP is up ahead with an oblivious Scout
Sarge fired his rocket and beyond any doubt
The rocket's explosive force was applied directly to his snout
It was all by the book until Sarge met his demise
I didn't realize the disguise it was too late to say goodbye
The spy stabbed him in the back and he dropped to the floor
With no warning of attack Sarge was no more
But wait, this is where I transcend
I grab my hacksaw as I descend
And with it I rend, expending a bloody blend
A gruesome murder scene, which you can't comprehend
With the point captured, I apprehend
Any individual still trying to defend

[Chorus 2 - fr0th]
Here at Pain Train yeah we rock the TF2
Toppin' the charts, you know that's how we do
You see us rollin' up on that point you better watch out
Don't get caught on the tracks when the train's about

[Verse 3 - slArdeL.]
We hop in a server, the map is Dustbowl
We lookin' to capture some points of control
We cap the first one and we about to advance
The only way you'll win is simply by chance
Heavy and Medic now, we rollin' like thugs
Feedin' me the heal stream while I'm depositing slugs
Into the red team 'cause we always play blue
Poke your eyes out decrease your field of view
One by one, each kill raises our score
Embarassed like you runnin' into the screen door
Alright, now the Ubercharge is prepared
Any last words, son? It's time to say your prayers
Deer in the headlights all you can do is stare
And suddenly you feel like your mind is full of despair
And realize the situation is beyond repair
Then I light you up so bad that I create a glare

[Chorus 1]

[Chrous 2]