Paint - Harry Potter In 99 Seconds текст песни

There once was a boy named Harry destined to be a star
His parents were killed by Voldemort who gave him a lightning scar
Yo Harry, you're a wizard
Harry goes to Hogwart he meets Ron and Hermione
McGonagall requires he play for Gryffondor
Draco is a daddy boy, Quirrel becomes unemployed,
The Sorcerer's stone's destroyed by Dumbledore.
Ron breaks is wand, now Ginny's gone and Harry's in mortal danger
Tom Riddle hides his snake inside his ginourmous secret chamber
Harry blows up aunt Marge, the dementors come and take charge
Lupin is a wolf, the rat's a man and now the prisoner is at large
They used time travel so they can save the prisoner of Azkaban
Who just so happens to be Harry's godfather, I don't really get it either
Harry gets put in the Triwizard tournament
With dragons and mermaids
Oh no! Edward Cullen gets slayed he's back
Harry harry, its getting scary,
Voldemort's back now you're a revolutionnary harry
Dumbledore, Dumbledore why is he ignoring you
Constant attemps to contact him!!
He's forced to leave the school
Umbridge arrives, Draco's a tool
Kids break into the ministry
Sirius Black is dead as can beeeeeee oh
Split your soul
Seven parts of a whole
They're Horcruxes
It's Dumbledore's end
There once was a boy named Harry who constantly conquered death
But in one final duel between good and bad, he may take his final breath