Pee Shy - Little Dudes текст песни

Well I got some friends of mine
and on Monday nights we pass the time.
One drinks beer and one drinks Gin
We like the little boys and not the men.
We keep our eyes open for the little dudes
cuz they never try to tell us what to do. Well
they look real cute in they baggy clothes
some got some earring in their nose.

Where are ya little dude?
Dontcha know I'm in love with you?
Well I ain't old enough to be your mom
but you were 6 years old when I went to the prom.
Where are ya little dude?
Dontcha know I'm in love with you?
Well you hardly have to shave around that smile
please don't think I'm a pedophile.

My beer-drinkin pal likes 'em kinda geeky
tape on the glasses and clean and squeaky. Well
you know she rocks all the little dudes' worlds
cuz she's a full grown woman lookin just like a girl.

My other girlfriend got a mouthful of braces
likes the white trash dudes at the greyhound races.
She's a sexy momma got big dark eyes
makes this one little dude just run and hide.

Where are ya little dude?
Dontcha know I'm in love with you?
Well I ain't old enough to be your mom
but you were 6 years old when I went to the prom.

Where are ya little dude?
Dontcha know I'm in love with you?
Well you're makin me feel like a naughty lady
thinkin 'bout Greg and Mrs. Brady.

(Yeah...)

I drove this little dude home one day
he asked my age along the way. I said
when you were born I was already ten
I never saw that little dude again...

(Never...)

Where are ya little dude?
Where are you little dude?