Reefer Madness - Mary Jane/Mary Lane текст песни

Jimmy
There's blood on my hands, and mud on my name
My id threw a party and everyone came
My innocence ravaged, my virtue devoured
I can't count the strangers with whom I have showered

I've taken a life, been stripped to my essence
And to think all I wanted was swing dance lessons...

Mary Jane, oh, Mary Jane
You crumpled me like cellophane
You stirred me up like beef chow mein
You wreck me, Mary Jane

Mary Jane, oh, Mary Jane
You conquered me like Charlemagne
Pleasure intertwined with pain
You wreck me, Mary Jane

Your toxic kisses make my heart race
Faster than a cheetah
I've been stapled and spindled
My willpower's dwindled
You melt resistance down like hot Velveeta!

Mary Jane, oh, Mary Jane
You flush my future down the drain
You smeared me like a ketchup stain
But I need you, I love you
I'm loved by Mary...Lane
(Loved by Mary, loved by Mary, loved by Mary Lane)
(Loved by Mary, loved by Mary, loved by Mary Lane)
Lane...I'm loved by Mary Lane!
(Loved by Mary, loved by Mary, loved by Mary Lane)

There's only room for one Mary in my life...Mary Lane! With an L—for love! I love Mary Lane!

(Loved by Mary, loved by Mary, loved by Mary Lane)

Mary
Jimmy, what are you doing here in the middle of the night? It's almost nine pm!

Jimmy
Mary Lane, oh, Mary Lane
Two words that fall like gentle rain

Mary
Did you take my car?

Jimmy
Touch my hand and kill my pain
I love you, Mary Lane

Mary
Jimmy, I'm in my nightgown!

Jimmy
You flood my world with all the colors
Of the Sunday funnies
Innocent splendor
Kisses so tender
Softer than a pillow stuffed with bunnies!

Mary
Bunnies? I don't know what you're talking about, but I like the sound of it!

Mary Lane, oh, Mary Lane
Will help you sing a new refrain

Jimmy
With you beside we'll start again
Just me and Mary

Mary
You and Mary

Both
You/Me and Mary Lane!

When life becomes a roller coaster and
I can't keep my footing

Mary
I'll love you completely

Jimmy
And steady me sweetly
Sweet as Shirley Temple dipped in pudding!

Mary
Sweet as Shirley Temple pudding!

Jimmy
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!

Mary
Mary Lane

Jimmy
Oh, Mary Lane!

Both
Our hearts pound like a diesel train
The world may crumble, we'll remain

Jimmy
Just me and Mary

Mary
You and Mary

Jimmy
Loved by Mary!

Mary
Loved by Mary, loved by Mary, loved by Mary Lane!

Mae & Jack
Loved by Mary, loved by Mary

Clams
Loved by Mary Lane!

Miss Poppy
Loved by Mary, loved by Mary

Cop & Dead Old Man
Loved by Mary Lane!

Satan
Loved by Mary

Joan of Arc
J'aime du Mary

Jesus
Not Mary Magdalene but Lane!

Ralph & Sally
Loved by Mary, loved by Mary

Chinese man
Mary Lane (??)

Lecturer & Parents
Loved by Mary, loved by Mary, loved by Mary Lane!

Jimmy & Mary (ad-libbing)
Loved by Mary, loved by Mary, loved by Mary Lane!

We'll sing to the rafters of happily afters!

Jimmy
I love you

Mary
You're loved by...

Both
Mary Lane!