'How rude are you Rodney?'
Oh not as rude as your mum was last night when she had her legs in the air mate
She was hurt and I was so close you couldn't tell I had the four
I can hear her now 'The harder he dick me deep and stand here like a puddin''
And I was done the egg, bacon, long, hard right and eatin' fucken continuous
Tell her stop phoning me she's startin' to be a pest
All these blokes are sick of her too
This is the dog 'Don't fuck her anymore'