Royale with cheese — Pulp Fiction - Dialogue — Royale with cheese текст песни

Jules:
Okay so, tell me again about the hash bars.

Vincent:
Ok, what do you want to know?

Jules:
Hash is legal there, right?

Vincent:
Yeah, It's legal but it ain't hundred percent legal, I mean, you can't walk into a restaurant, roll a joint and start puffin' away. I mean they want you to smoke in your home or certain designated places.

Jules:
And those are the hash bars?

Vincent:
Yeah, It breaks down like this, okay, it's legal to buy it, it's legal to own it, and if you're the proprietor of a hash bar, it's legal to sell it. It's legal to carry it, but... but that doesn't matter, 'cause, get a load of this. All right. If you get stopped by a cop in Amsterdam, it's illegal for them to search you. I mean that's a right the cops in Amsterdam don't have.

Jules:
Oh, man, I'm goin', that's all there is to it. I'm fuckin' goin'.

Vincent:
I know, baby, you'd dig it the most.. But you know what the funniest thing about Europe is?

Jules:
What?

Vincent:
It's the little differences. I mean they got the same shit over that we got here, but it's just there's a little different.

Jules:
Example?

Vincent:
Alright, well you can walk a movie theatre in Amsterdam, and buy a beer. And I don't mean in a paper cup. I'm talking about a glass of beer. And in Paris, you can buy a beer at MacDonald's. And you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?

Jules:
They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?

Vincent:
No, man, they got the metric system there, they wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.

Jules:
What'd they call it?

Vincent:
They call it Royale with Cheese.

Jules:
Royale with Cheese.

Vincent:
That's right.

Jules:
What'd they call a Big Mac?

Vincent:
Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac.

Jules:
Le big Mac! Ah ah ah, what do they call a Whopper1?

Vincent:
I don’t know, I didn't go into a Burger King. But you know what they put on French fries in Holland instead of ketchup?

Jules:
What?

Vincent:
Mayonnaise.

Jules:
Goddamn!

Vincent:
I seen 'em do it man, they fuckin' drown 'em in it.

Jules:
Uuccch!