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The funniest bird I heard of
Is Kiwi kiwi bird (Kiwi kiwi)
He's got two wings but he just can't fly
'cause he gets dizzy when he gets too high

The funniest bird I heard of
Is Kiwi kiwi bird (Kiwi kiwi)
He's got two eyes but are both so weak
he sees by smelling with his big long beak

Once he was so hungry
He made a big mistake
He ate a little mussle
And he wound up with a tummy ache

Then when he started singing
It was funny as could be
He tried and tried till he ????
But he only could say "Kiwi"
(Kiwi kiwi) he only could say "Kiwi"

The funniest bird I heard of
Is Kiwi kiwi bird
He builds his nest on the ground you see
'cause he is frightened when he's up a tree

The funniest bird I heard of
Is Kiwi kiwi bird (Kiwi)
The Kiwi's egg is the largest found
He needs a tricycle to to trot it around

Once he ate a glowworm
Because it shone so bright
But then when he got sleepy
The glowworm light kept him up all night

When he got up next morning
His voice was way off key
So I repeat watch things you eat
Or you liable to say "Kiwi"
(Kiwi Kiwi) you liable to say "Kiwi"

The funniest bird I heard of
Is Kiwi kiwi bird (Kiwi kiwi)
You'll find his face in the birds' "who is who"
The only other place will be the zoo

The funniest bird I heard of
Is Kiwi kiwi bird (Kiwi kiwi)
That Kiwi stands in the strangest style
His three-point landing makes the airforce smile

Kiwi's tupsy turvy.
He never does things right
His power bill's enormous.
He sleeps all day and he's up all night

If you'll come to New Zealand
Way down in the southern sea
Just say hello to the Kiwi bird
And be certain to say "Kiwi"
(Kiwi kiwi) be certain to say "Kiwi"
(Kiwi kiwi) be certain to say "Kiwi"
(Kiwi kiwi kiwi kiwi) Funny Kiwi bird!