Smosh - Legend Of Zelda Rap текст песни

Yeah, my name is Link, man
I'm more well known than Lil' Wayne
Oh, you thought my name was Zelda?
That's a Fucking GIRL'S NAME!
I've saved the world like 15 times and saved the princess from Demise and I do it all alone with no help and no advice.
[fairy](Hey, look, listen!)
Hey, look listen you fucking annoying fairy!
I'd rather be forced to listen to constant Katy Perry!
I think it's time I got some recognition don't you think?
Legend of Zelda?
SCREW THAT!
LEGEND OF LINK!

(cause he's)

L to the I to the N to the K
he wears tights every day don't give a damn what you say.
Got bigger balls than even Evil Kneivel,
and he ain't gonna stop till the world is free of evil.

I'll break all your pots and I best not hear your bitchen.
I got the triforce of courage!
BITCH!
So you better listen!
(that's right!)
I'm called the bush wacker and my bank acount's maxed out,
got 999 rupees and my leather wallat's packed now!
Can't back down, can't slack now,
The world needs me to attack now,
and I'm forced to pay up the ass for these bombs in castle town.
Just give me some heart containers, and let me spit on my ocerina,
So i can kick that dumbass Gannon all the way to Argentina!

L to the I to the N to the K
wears tights every day don't give a damn what you say.
Got bigger balls than even Evil Kneivel,

and he ain't gonna stop till the world is free of evil.

Yo, you low life elf, need a ride up to the North Pole?
Santa's got a thing for elves,
Gettin' his marrige anulled.
You really think saving the princess will convince me you're straight?
HAHA
The uggs and skirt fad is so 2008.

Oh, snap! It's Gannadorf tryin to jock on my style!
Batman's cape?
Lincoln's beard?
Were you dressed by a child?
You're a ginger with no SOUL!
AND YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING TROLL!!
Isn't kidnapping innocent girls getting a little bit old?

You think Zelda's stupid enough to get kidnapped so often?
She runs off to my castle, and my room, and begs to get locked in!
Yeah she's sick of your little Deku Nuts and ugly girly face.
LINK?
Or more like LIN, GAY!

Man, you should have been aborted!
Just like New Jersey shore!
It's a damn lie you told about Zelda, cuz she loves my MASTER SWORD!
It's a shame your whole life's been a waste tryin' to RULE HYRULE!
Cuz today will be the day known as the day you got schooled!

L to the I to the N to the K
wears tights every day don't give a damn what you say.
Got bigger balls than even Evil Kneivel,
and he ain't gonna stop till the world is free of evil.

Thanks to The Master for correcting these lyrics