Tad Dreis - Roadkill In The Parking Lot (Of The Fitness Center) текст песни

There was roadkill in the parking lot of the fitness center
Roadkill in the parking lot, so I didn't enter
I'd wanted to apply for a job, but I didn't try
'Cause there was roadkill in the parking lot of the fitness center

And there were birds behind your head the time you tried to kiss me
Birds behind your head, so I made you miss me
You never tried again, so I never touched your skin
'Cause there were birds behind your head the time you tried to kiss me

And there were ribbons in the bushes, back behind the boathouse
Ribbons in the bushes interrupted my slow drowse
I was dozing by the stream, but I never had that dream
'Cause there were ribbons in the bushes, back behind the boathouse

And there were windmills in my closet when I tried to clean it
Windmills in my closet, wish I hadn't seen it
I could handle bones, or even rhinestones
But there were windmills in my closet when I tried to clean it

And there were hornets all around the car at the auto dealer
Hornets all around the car, so I couldn't steal 'er
I had honey, I said please, but these were money bees
Yes, there were hornets all around the car at the auto dealer
And there was roadkill in the parking lot of the fitness center