The Adventures Of Duane And BrandO - Mega Man 2 текст песни

I'm a super fightin' robot from the year 2010.
On a quest from Dr. Light to make the city safe again.
See all these robots were created to make the planet safe.
'Til Dr. Wily double crossed us and set fire to the place.
Dr. Wily had other plans to take over this bitch.
Re-programmed my brother and stole all them shits.
My name is Mega Man on my jet-dog Rush.
Got a cannon arm for y'all, now keep your mouth shut, c'mon!
Ve interrupt the program vith terrible news.
Dr. Light has been kidnapped by, GUESS WHO?!
DR. WILY THAT'S WHO! I'M COMING AFTER YOU TOO!
Wrong.
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU'RE DOOMED!
Thanks Wily, it's not like I got shit to do.
Why not waste all of energy, fuckin' with you?!
C'mon Rush we gotta go and save Dr. Light.
And then teach Dr. Wily the wrong from the right, alright?

Hey bro, Proto Man here, so what's up?
I got eight of my buddies built, for messin' you up.
But who cares? I wish I did, but I'm just not built for that bro.
I gotta fly, hope you're ready to go.
SURE.
Choose carefully you motherfu-.
NO.
How come you gotta interru-?
NOPE. Nuh-uh. Don't think so.

If I'm gonna win I'll have to upgrade my shit.
Remember when I beat 'em to steal their power chips.
Charge my power beam when I enter the room.
And then boom-ba da-boom-boom boom-de-boom-boom.
To the windows, to the wall.
'Til the sweat drips from my balls.
I'm beatin' ya down to the fuckin' ground.
I got a Mega Buster for y'all, cmon!
Metal Man will rock your shit! You're hit don't you forget it bitch!
Throw a saw blade into your face!
Let's face it you will taste my razor blades!
Umm, whatever you're the first boss bitch.
I don't even need a special power to take your shit.
Yeah you're right, I'm no big deal...
One shot from my arm cannon, your power's a "steel"- DEAD.

I'm comin' to get you, fffucker.
Stop yourself...
Hey there freak these freakin' woods are mine.
The name is Wood Man, have some freakin' leaves and vines.
Bitch I upgraded my cannon with some Metal Blade's for 'ya.
Fuck Mega Man I'm the forest-a-destroya!
You'll never get past my freakin' shield of leaves.
I'm Mega Man punk, don't you know me? BELIEVE IT.
I guess I'll just throw the freakin' thing at your ass.
Jump over that shit, then your ass is grass- DEAD.

Two down, six more to go- beat you in a flash bitch, there 'ya-.
FLASH!
Ahh...
You fool, Flash Man in the House and I'm breakin' the rules!
No fair I'm frozen in the air.
Time's on my side, no time to spare.
'Bout to shoot these Metal Blade's straight in your face.
Put all of Wily's robots in their place!
Leave you there so long you rust.
When I'm done here all that'll be left is dust.
My time to shine 'cause I'm better than most.
The trendsetter with the blue suit, you're toast!
Umm, I got a blue suit too? At least I'm not as silly as you.
I'm gonna throw this Metal Blade and cut a hole in your ass.
I think I'll have my dog Rush take a picture of that, DEAD.

The name's Bubble Man and I got somethin' to say...
DEAD. I'm not fuckin' with you.

Look up in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane.
It's Air Man bitch, and I'm bringin' the pain!
I got a fan installed, in my grill, no lie.
I'm gonna blow your ass straight off the map, GOODBYE.
Beat you breathe you make you Co2.
Blow all you want my Leaf Shield repels you.
So blow me phony, your whole act's baloney.
You don't even pose a treat I'm not frettin' it homie.
SHIT! I'm as useless as Bubble Man.
Wow that's fuckin' pathetic my leaves jammed your fan- DEAD.

I'll sneak up, and hit ya like a fuckin' tornado.
Puttin' Crash Man in the trash can like yesterday's tomatoes.
C'mon now...
Crashin' the party it's Mega Man baby.
Mega Man's in the house!
Quit messin' around...
It's all gravy.
I... will fuck you up.
I'monna fuck you up, Mega Man. You can't catch me!
Totally total your ass, I ain't messin