The Music Tapes - A Warning текст песни

We must now interrupt this sound recording with a word of warning;
All those who continue to listen from this point onwards are doing so at the risk of their very lives,
And must thusly be prepared to take full responsibility for such an action.
This music tape will now journey back to the earth-years known as the 1950s,
Where our hero and the speeding bullet he has always raced against permanently reside.
It is in the path of that very real speeding bullet that this sound recording will conclude,
Leaving you, the listener, in mortal danger.
Our hero will be asked to partake in one final race against the speeding bullet;
A race for your life, with you, the listener, serving as the finish line.
The creators of this sound recording must also inform the potential listener
That the aforementioned race will not take place in the world of pretend,
That our hero in real life may not possess the speed of the bullet
From whom he will be asked to save you.
All those who wish to cease listening, please do so now.
And for those of you who will continue on, we offer the best of luck,
And our sincere hopes that you will conclude this record still in full possession of your life.
And now ladies and gentleman, without further ado:
Fanfare for the speeding bullet!