The Porkers - Swinging Like Tiger Woods текст песни

I'm not content to be number one, but the best there's ever been!

And now it's time for me to come up with the goods,
So I'm swinging like Tiger Woods,
I don't know if I can or if I could,
So I'm swinging like Tiger Woods.

No caddyshacker, weekend hacker beats me to the green,
No handicapper, Sunday tapper watching over me,
My player profile, stats are worthwhile in every magazine,
I'm not content to be number one, but the best there's ever been!

And now it's time for me to come up with the goods,
So I'm swinging like Tiger Woods,
I don't know if I can or if I could,
So I'm swinging like Tiger Woods

Red hot rookie, clever cookie! –That's what all the papers say.
Flash in the pan, a one night Stan! –But every dog will have his day,
I'll apply myself, advance my wealth, and keep my image squeaky clean,
I'm not content to be number one, but the best there's you've ever seen!

And now it's time for me to come up with the goods,
So I'm swinging like Tiger Woods,
I don't know if I can or if I could,
So I'm swinging like Tiger Woods

I'm swinging, I'm swinging
I'm swinging, I'm swinging, I'm swinging like tiger woods
Yeah!