I was hanging around London
Doing tv
I was singing my heart out
For the BBC
A little girl stopped me
On the street, I thought
To ask for my autograph
And tell me I was hot
She said with a twang
I thought I recognized you
You used to pump my gas
Back in old KC Mizzou
It's a little tiny world
It's as funny as can be
Everybody's yucking it up
Come on this laugh's on me
I went to a party
With my new girl when
We got there we ran into
Four of her old boyfriends
One was with my ex-wife
One was with my gay brother
One was with my masseuse
On was with my date's mother
Seemed almost everybody there
Slept with everybody else
When I figured it all out
I figured I'd slept with myself
It's a little tiny world
Just like a little tiny town
Everybody knows
Everybody's business
And everybody knows
Mine's down
Well, my ex-wife
She's got a little baby girl
A good job and a Saab
And a New Age world
I really can't blame her
For running off with him
I'd like to marry him too
That is if I liked men
We were wedded for life
She's stuck in my craw
But I wish all the best
To my new husband-in-law
Chorus
I was stranded in paradise
On an island all alone
I had everything I wanted
But I just wanted to go home
1 | Let My People Go-Go |
2 | Government Cheese |
3 | Small Circles |
4 | Drinkin |
5 | Shiny Shiny |
6 | Tornado Of Love |
7 | Johnny Reb |
8 | Width of a Line |
9 | To The Hum |
10 | Snakedance |