Tim And Eric - Raz текст песни

Raz:
Come on with Raz now, hop on my jet ski.
Grab onto my waist.
Take a ride with me, please.

Eric: But what about the hoes?

Raz: Hey, who needs the hoes?

Gonna show you how to have a perfect vacation
gonna sync you up to the island vibration
what do you say?

Eric: I'm open to that.

Raz:
Now get a metal piercing, eyebrows and navel
make em magnetic, no need for painful
sew in the dreadlocks
shells on the neck, shells on the wrist
now string 'em all up
get the shells on the ankles
underwater camera, disposable camera
groovin on the beach, jammin coconuts
get the silly straw from the silly straw hut

Bartender: Virgin colada
Raz:No Rum
Eric:Virgin Colada
Bartender: No Rum

Raz:
Google Wred Lobster, make a reservation.
pager will buzz you when your tables ready
get the appetizer
certain locations, prices will vary
talk to the manager, ask for the special
catch of the day
Manager discount

It's the best vacation ever, BFF forever.
It's a tropical endeavor for the island holiday.