Too $hort - Way Too Real текст песни

[Too $hort:]
Way Too Real, $hort Dog is just Way Too Real
It's the T double O, some call me $hort
I'm in the house once again from the east to the north
You know the west is the best coast
We got the best beats, we bump the best hoes
Livin' life way too fast
Start snitchin' & you might not last
It used to be about old pimps & macks
But now we got the young bucks tryin' to jack
It's a stick up, put your hands up before you get bucked
Got you for your watch, your link & your green stuff
Everybody wants to be the man
& when you are, you go straight to the pen
Get rich quick schemes off dope fiends
I know you know what I mean
Makin' big money, livin' stoned to the bone
Oakland, california is where we roam
Hittin' this corner, that corner, everywhere
Bumpin' fly young tenders with the real big hair
Sassy nasty, young ass freaks
Wanna ride in my car & feel the beat
We hit the motel, the head was swell
Baby had back like a big ol' whale
She told all her friends I did her, too
She got dogged like scooby doo
'Cause in the land of macks we don't play that
You wanna run your mouth, you get pimp slapped
& you ask me just how I feel
$hort dog's livin' Way Too Real.

I'm livin' Way Too Real, bitch
$hort dog in the house
Can't help but live real. You know what I mean?
Tell you some shit, though.

Been in the game for about 10 years or more
Talkin' about shit you never did before
You know my mackin' is crackin' all of the time
24 7 spitting playboy rhymes
I got a serious grind & it sure ain't fake
You slang D, well I'm a slang a gang of tapes
Something funky fresh for you to ride to, fool
Bendin' corners in the old school
I seen my homey father Dom & he said what's up?
Ridin' in a supersport drunk as fuck
& when you see us, the clique is called The Dangerous Crew
We wouldn't change it for you 'cause the game is true
Some say that the dog can't rap
But my bank account will prove that
I make G's, so you can see these nuts, hoe
Or get played like dominoes
I used to fuck a bitch from san jose
Baby liked to freak all kind of ways
She said I was the best, couldn't settle for less
Had my name $hort dog tattooed on her chest
After 3 months I called it quits
She tried to pop that pregnant shit
But like a mack, I suprised her
Dropped her ass off at kaiser
Never would I let her put a baby on me
I ain't the one, I'm step daddy
I had to let her know just how I feel
I'm livin' Way Too Real.

Don't ever fuck with Too $hort [scratched 4x]

>from city to city, valley to valley
Never seen another state on hit like cali-
Fornia, where the hustlers play
What you wouldn't expect happens everyday
It's the wild wild west I'm speakin' about
Where Clint Eastwood would get socked in the mouth
'Cause ain't nobody trippin' on ranks or stripes
If you live the life, you gotta pay the price
So many youngsta's die over punk shit
Small talk, a lotta dumb shit
& only God knows when you punch the clock
Thought he was bulletproof & got shot
It's either heaven or hell, him or me
Locked in a cell or out on the street
Every day on the ave another brother is killed
For livin' Way Too Real.

[Father Dom:]
Well I'm chillin' & I'm willin' like a villian I be killin'
Coke is it but tonight I got the feelin'
'Cause it's about time for a real mack to step up
Pimpin' ain't a thing so I swing on these heifers
Never ever feelin' no remorse, of couse
If you try to play me out, I'm a punch you in your mouth
& rin tin I'll watch his chin just splatter
Caught him with an uppercut, there goes his bladder
My rhymes are fatter cause I said so
I'm gonna recollect a neck, mic wreck check a hoe
I'm makin' more dough than the average joe schmoe
If she's frontin' on the pussy then the hoe got to go
Out the back door, don't want to see you no more
You ain't deep throat. So what you come here for?
'Cause in the 9 tre ain't no lagging or draggin'
Bring your ass over, get prepared for the stabbin'
Ain't no doubt that's how I feel
Father Dom & the Playboy $hort, we're livin' Way Too Real. [echoes]