Uncle Jim - I Need A Badezimmer текст песни

Just the other day I was dining at the mall
Sipping on a beverage big and tall
Two tubs of popcorn and three smoothies
That ought to last me through the movies

I need a badezimmer
You could call it a commode
In French it's Toilette
How I need it so

We searched for hours every place
And finally concluded we were lost in space
Ah there's a security guard proud and true
He asked me why my face was blue

I need a badezimmer
You could call it a commode
In Spanish it's cuarto de baá±o
How I need it now

A half an hour later we were finally there
I could barely walk up the three flights of stairs
Quickly through the door cross the heavenly border
The writing on the wall said; OUT OF ORDER

I need a toilet
Let's get that straight
In every language
I just can't wait
I need a Badezimmer
Please get me a commode
In Japanese it¹s Benjo
How I need it so