Wedding Crashers movie - Brenda текст песни

What's the name of the song that goes like this
What's the name of the song that goes like this
It is used to be so easy
It used to be such fun
Now everything's begun baby
So what's the name of the song that goes like this

What's the name of the girl who is in that song
What's the name of the girl who is in that song
She sure was not called Brenda
She might be Michele
She was a million dollar baby

She turned that louse song into sell, sell, sell

What's the name of the girl who's in my bed
What's the name of the girl who's in my bed
She used to be called Elsa, she used to be called Sue
Now everyone's just to say baby
Everyone's just a shadow with a face like you

And now everything just shit baby

Thanks to Milla for correcting these lyrics