Weird Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise (гыгы ) ) текст песни

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an amish like me
You know I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the mornin' I'm milking cows
Jedidiah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows!
And I've been milking and plowing so long that
Even Ezekiel thinks That my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land
I'm into discipline
Gotta bible in my hand And a beard on my chin
And If I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699!

We've been spendin' most our lives
Living in an amish Paradise
I've churned butter once or twice living in an Amish Paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice
Living in an Amish Paradise
We sell quilts at discount price
Living in an Amish Paradise

A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him
And I turned the other cheek
I really don't care in fact I wish him well
Cuz I'll be laughing my head off
When he's burnin' in Hell!
I ain't never punched a tourist
Even if he desreved it
An Amish with a tude?
You Know thats unheard of!
I never wear buttons
But I gotta cool hat
And my homies agree
I really look good in black FOOL!
If you come to visit
You'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid the phone bill
In 300 years!
But we ain't really quaint
So please don't point and stare
We're just technologically impaired
There's no phones no lights no motorcars
Not a single luxury
Like Robinon Crusoe
We're as primitive as can be

We've been spending most our lives Living in an Amish Paradise
We're just plain and simple guys
Living in an Amish Paradise
There's no time for sin and vice
Living in an Amish Paradise
We don't fight we all play nice
Living in an Amish Paradise!


Hitchin' up the Buggy
Churnin' Lots a butter
Raised a barn on Monday
Soon I'll raise another
Think your really righteous?
Think your pure at heart?
Well I know i'm a million times as
Humble as thou art
I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes
wanna be like
On my knees day and night scorin' points for the afterlife!
So don't be vain, and don't be whiny
Or else my brother I might have to get
medieval on your hiny!

We've been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish Paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites
Living in an Amish Paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights
Living in an Amish Paradise
But you'd probably think it bites
Living in an Amish Paradise

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