Ylvis - Massachusetts текст песни

Far away across the oceans
An undiscovered paradise
Forget New York and California
There's a better place
Now close your eyes
Take my hand
We are almost there
Our favorite place on earth

Massachusetts, it's the 14th biggest state
Massachusetts, just four hours from New York
Read amazing books for free
At the local library, or try the local brie
Massachusetts, i's a melting pot, my friend
Massachusetts, so many cultures hand in hand
In perfect harmony

Welcome to the Massachusetts
Land of a thousand tribes
Home of Nelson Mandela
Fuck the apartheid

Come on boys of Attleboro
Catholic Priests of Haverhill (Haverhill)
Staring dogs of the Suffolk County
Local dance group of Pingryville
Everyone (everyone), living side by side
In the state of hope and dreams

Massachusetts, I can't believe this place is real
Massachusetts, can't describe the way I feel
I live with Steve and John
Mark and Christopher and Tom
Teddy P and Bruce
Massachusetts, the famous Massachusetts Bay
Massachusetts, home of JF Kennedy
That tragically was shot

Just grab a friend and rent a car
Drive and drive across the Massachusetts
Just two friends hanging out together
But never crossing the line
It's a thin, thin line
Oh, we're nothing more than friends
Just good friends

Go M, go A
Go S and S and O
Go C and H and E and I
Go C, go H and E and I
Go M, A double K
Go A and K and O, K, O
Spell it MASSOCHEI

Massocheichei, doesn't sound right to me
Makkakoko, that's way too many K's
It should be mass achoose
Like the mass in massproduce
But without “produce”
Massachusetts, that's the state I'm talking about
Massachusetts
Yeah, come on down, and you can see
It's the paradise on earth

Yeah, Massachusetts
Paradise on earth
Boston city skyline or a picnic in the park
Checking out the nightlife
And suddenly you're sucking on a cock
Massachusetts, greatest state of all
That's right!
Just because you're kissin' a man doesn't make you gay
Confused 1620 the pilgrims came to town
Mayflower
Sometimes I watch The Lion King
And I cry when Mufasa dies
Prudential Tower
City Hall and a lighthouse by the bay
Who hasn't ever seen a hunk on the bus
And thought mmm, I wanna sit on your lap
Let me sit
Massachusetts