Zed Show - Matz Can't Patch текст песни

I woke up this morning,
to look around at the tubes.
I saw neither was working,
I got the Matz Can't Patch blues
Twitter's down
37's too.
I got the fuckin' Matz Can't fuckin' Patch fuckin' motherfuckin' blues
'Cos Matz can't patch, Matz can't patch
(Oh, singing like blues guys sucks!)
Matz can't patch.
I walked down the street
I saw Matz: why do you pend the patch, what is your fuckin' problem? We wanna the patch, because, hey...

"I'm fucking Matz, ain't gonna patch.
Patching's for squares.
Patching... I don't dare.
Patch, don't, whatever.
Because I'm Matz.
And Matz don't patch."

And then he just walked away.