Trocadero - Blood Gulch Blues текст песни

(Oh,You know what you could bitch about anything couldn't you?
We're gonna get a tank and you're worried about chicks
What chicks are we gonna pick up man? Frig!
And secondly How are we gonna pick up chicks
in a car that looks like that?)

(Ever Wonder Why we're here?)

(One of lifes great mysteries isn't it?)

(I don't know man)
(But it keeps me up at night)

Roses are red
And violets are blue.
One day we'll cruise down
Blood Gulch avenue
It's red versus red
and blue versus blue
It's I against I
and me against you

(I like it, got a ring to it)

Violets are blue, roses are red
living like this we were already dead
(what is that music?)
(I'm going for the jeep, cover me)
Hop in my car
it don't have any doors
(shotgun shotgun! Fuck!)
It's built like a cat
It lands on fours
(I think it looks more like a Puma)
My car's like a puma
it drives on all fours
(One, two, ready, three)

(Son of a Bitch)
(Son of a Bitch)
(Son of a Bitch)
(It doesn't seem physiclly possible)
(Holy FUck, Team Killing FUck-Tard)
(Oh, You backstabbing cockbit)
(Is this guy a retard?)
(That doesn't seem physiclly possible)

Red versus red
Blue versus blue

(Stop the Philly talk you two)
(I could blow up the whole god-damn world with this thing...)