The Hukilau was the place
Where I first saw your face
We liked each other right away
But you didn't remember me the very next day
Forgetful Lucy
Has got a nice caboosey
I used to trick you into pulling your car over so we could chat
But my favorite time was when you beat the shit out of Ula with a bat
Then we drove up to see Dr. Keats
And found out why Doug always has to change his sheets
Forgetful Lucy
Cracked her head like Gary Busey
But I still love her so
And I'll never let her go
Even if while I'm singing this song
She's wishing I had Jocko the walrus' schlong
Forgetful Lucy
Her lips are so damn juicy
How about another first kiss
| 1 | Somebody Kill Me Please |
| 2 | I Wanna Grow Old With You |
| 3 | Grow Old With You |
| 4 | Sloppy Joe |
| 5 | At a Medium Pace |
| 6 | Love Stinks |
| 7 | Girl |
| 8 | Toll Booth Willie |
| 9 | Funny Happy Birthday Song |
| 10 | Like A Hurricane |