It's a doll completely made of socks
It's a cover for a tissue box
It's a clothespin duck and Funfur cat
And a crazy yarn and beer can hat
CHORUS
Earth to Grandma
What the hell is that?
IT's a painted rock with google eyes
It's a match stick cross where Jesus died
It's a plaque that says, "I Heart My Home"
It's toothpicks, felt and styrofoam
CHORUS
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| 1 | Little Bastard |
| 2 | Julia Pastrana |
| 3 | Astronaut |
| 4 | X-Tra Nipple |
| 5 | Kung Fu Reference |
| 6 | Fingers Fall |
| 7 | Ballpeen |
| 8 | Ape Hanger |
| 9 | Place Out There |
| 10 | Dollar A Day |