(Lennon/McCartney)
Mean Mister Mustard sleeps in the park
Shaves in the dark trying to save paper
Sleeps in a hole in the road
Saving up to buy some clothes
Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose
Such a mean old man
Such a mean old man
His sister Pam works in a shop
She never stops, she's a go-getter
Takes him out to look at the queen
Only place that he's ever been
Always shouts out something obscene
Such a dirty old man
Dirty old man
| 1 | If You Love Me, Baby |
| 2 | Come together |
| 3 | Here, There and Everywhere |
| 4 | Obladi Oblada |
| 5 | Blackbird |
| 6 | Sea Of Monsters |
| 7 | Sha La La La La! |
| 8 | Let's Dance |
| 9 | A Little Rhyme |
| 10 | Just A Rumour (Speech) |