Beck & Bender Futurama - My Broken Friend текст песни

1 people Say My Broken Friend Is Useless
but I Say His Mind Is Free
there's Lots Of Things My Mangled Robot
friend Could Be
he Could Make A Good Hat Rack

2 he Only Has To Stand There

1 or A Cheap Door Stop

2 he Doesn't Need To Move

1 or A Great Big Giant Thermos
with A Twist Off Top

2 that Would Be Good For Soup

1 he Could Be A Storage Closet

1,2 for Outdated Pants

2 i Like 'em Tight

1 my Broken Friend Could Do It All

1,2 just Give Him A Chance

1 that Robot Has A Tragic Secret
that I'd Like To Share

2 for Real?

1 my Broken Friend Is Closer To Me
than An Ass To A Chair
that Robots Name I Never Told You
you Could Not Foresee
i'll Say It Loud And Sing It Proud

1,2 his Name Is You And Me

1 don't Melt Me Down Into A Crow Bar

2 it Suffers Alone

1 just Cause I Can't Move My Arms And Legs
or Toss Me Into A Trash Can
just Cause I Can't Cook You Ham And Eggs
don't Crush Me Into An Anchor

just Because I Can't Jump And Dance And Sing
i'm Telling You My Broken Friend
put Your Hands In The Air Like You Just Don't Care
i'm Telling You My Broken Friend
can Do Most Anything!
yeah!