Bill Sutton - Ecology текст песни

"Save a tree and eat a beaver,"
That was what the bumper sticker said
So I went out looking for
A beaver to eat

I met a forest ranger
Who said they were endangered
And the worst of it is,
I don't even like meat!

Ecology, echo-ology, whatever will become of me?

Spoken: If you love something, let it go.
If it comes back to you, it is yours forever.
If it doesn't, then track the sucker down and blow it away!

La la la la, lalalalala
La la la, lalalalala
La la la la, lalala
La, lalalalala

"Split wood and not the atom,"
That was what another sticker said
I decided, with sadness,
That logic had ceased!

Since the beavers are endangered,
I guess it's not so strange that
Nobody gives a damn
Anymore for the trees

Ecology, echo-ology, whatever will become of me?

Spoken: Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
I will fear no evil.
For I am the meanest son of a bitch in the valley!

La la la, lalala
La la la, lalalalala
La la la la, lalala
Lalalalalalala

"Nuke the whales and not the Commies,"
And other crazy things like that
I guess is what the next
Bumper stickers will be

My sanity's endangered,
I guess it's not so strange that
Nobody gives a damn
Anymore for poor me

Ecology, echo-ology, whatever will become of me?

Spoken: All things bright and beautiful,
All creatures great and small,
All things wise and wonderful,
Hang stuffed upon my wall!

La la la, lalalalala
La la la, lalalalala
La la la la, lalala
La, lalalalala

I found it, then I lost it,
Now I'm afraid it's found me too
If I feed it, can I keep it
Or give it away?

I honked when I found Jesus,
I nuked 'em till the suckers glowed
I don't give a damn about
This song anymore!

Ecology, echo-ology, whatever will become of me?

Spoken: Judge not, lest you be judged
And have to post bail.

La la la la, lalalalala

Spoken: I brake...under pressure.

La la la la, lalala

Spoken: America: love it, or leave it.

La la la, la la

Spoken: Support your right to arm bears.

La la la, la la la

Spoken: A hundred and eighty-six thousand miles per second.
It's not just a good idea, it's the law.

La la la la, la lalala

Spoken: Right side, suicide.

La la la la, lalalalala

Spoken: If you can read this, you're too close.

La la la la, lalalalala

Spoken: I heart New York.

La la la la, la lalala

Spoken: I spayed my dog.

La la la la, la lalala
La la la, lalalalala
La, la la,
La la, lalalalala