Bloops - I Am The NRA текст песни

I keep a semi-automatic under my pillow at night
I have a piece on my person
just in case I get in a fight
I don't hunt for turkeys,
I hunt for anything that moves
Keep your hands off my gun laws
or I'll be hunting you

'Cause I'm the NRA
And I'll blow you all away
Yeah, I'm the NRA
So sleep with one eye open

(Second verse, second Amendment)
The right to bear arms means
no background checks
The right to bear arms means no waiting lists
The right to bear arms keeps America free
The right to bear arms means you listen to me
when I say

I'm the NRA
And I'll blow you all away
Yeah, I'm the NRA
You better watch your back

I know you may be opposed to this
because you have a relative
who was accidentally murdered with a gun
But the fact remains today that this
is God's chosen way
and that's why our country's Number One

I'm sorry
It's called democracy
I'm sorry