Am I driving to work or working to drive?
Creeping along just barely alive
Early in the morning there's a traffic warning
But it can't slam through my personal fog
Did I feed the dog? (Yes I fed the dog)
I couldn't get out of bed
I'm like the living dead
Rising from my coffin for coffee and a muffin
I'm stuck in my car with N-P-R
But it won't cut through my personal fog
Did I feed the dog? (Yes I fed the dog ... I think)
CHORUS: At seven o'clock I'm stuck in gridlock
I need a shock from my morning jock
With news and talk and album rock
What I need is a shock from my morning jock
They're opinionated but very funny.
Getting up at dawn and probably making a ton of money
Break a record over your head
Then go back home to bed
Where the rest of the day you can sleep like a log!
Did I feed the dog?
CHORUS
| 1 | Cowboy Lips |
| 2 | Lazy Susan |
| 3 | Johnny's Room |
| 4 | The Deprogrammer |
| 5 | Food To Rent |
| 6 | Christmas In La |
| 7 | Through The Wall |
| 8 | Helmet |
| 9 | Plastic Or Paper |
| 10 | Corn Dogs |