Brady Seals - Been There Drunk That текст песни

(Brady Seals Bill Whyte)

I?ve been first in line when they?ve hollered last call
Been tossed out the door thanks to alcohol
Got some ugly purple bruises beyond belief
From porcelain praying down on my knees
Set ?em all up put ?em on the table
I can tell you what it is without lookin? at the label

Been there drunk that
Top shelf low shelf help yourself to what Jack?s got cookin? out back
Cheap wine Cognac
Ate the worm in the tequila drained ?em dry of margaritas
And depleted every brand of 6 pack
No thanks Joe I?ve been down that road
Been there drunk that

I?ve had rotgut whiskey with a bunch of rednecks
Sniffed the corks from the bottles of Napa?s best
Beat a bunch of Phi Beta?s in a game of beer pong
Emptied a tailgate keg and I was still goin? strong
Bellied up on Bourbon Street withstood a Hurricane

Sucked some body shots in Cabo off of what?s her name

Been there drunk that
Top shelf low shelf help yourself to what Jack?s got cookin? out back
Cheap wine Cognac
Ate the worm in the Tequila drained ?em dry of Margaritas
And depleted every brand of 6 pack
No thanks Joe I?ve been down that road
Been there drunk that

Set ?em all up put ?em on the table
I can tell you what it is without lookin? at the label

Been there drunk that
Top shelf low shelf help yourself to what Jack?s got cookin? out back
Cheap wine Cognac
Ate the worm in the tequila drained ?em dry of margaritas
And depleted every brand of 6 pack
I?ve had my share I don?t need no mo'
If they passed out drinkin? metals mine would?ve been gold
So no thanks Joe I?ve been down that road
Been there drunk that