Brentalfloss - Final Fantasy VI With Beerics (Extended Remix) текст песни

In my other pants, there's a wallet (There's a wallet, mothafucker)
In my other pants, there's a secret
In my other pants, there's a Trojan (Just like that one video I made)
Extra small, extra small (Don't tell your mom)

I'm not wearing pants, only boxers (So sexy, so sexy)
They're my favorite pair, they've got monkeys (I've got monkeys on my junkies)
Hangin' out the front... another secret
It's my ball (Only one)
Just one ball.

At a party now, there's a girl there
She's got cellulite on her forehead (that's gross)
Will I ever find her attractive? (Yes)
How?
Alcohol!
Said alcohol!

Come on now,
Beer, yummy beer!
Beer, delicious beer!
Espers and moogles and a crazy clown man in a game that I hold dear
FF6 and a beer... and... me.