Brak:
One day I went to the store.
I went to the store one day.
Mom said "Brak, go to the store!"
And I was on my way.
Brakettes:
On your way to the store,
What a good boy you are.
Brak:
Now, I'm walking down the street
When a voice says in my head:
"Hey, Brak, don't go to the store,
Go to the park instead."
Braketts:
"To the park instead,"
Is what it said.
A voice in his head,
Like Drop Dead Fred,
Said "Go to the park instead.
Go to the park instead!"
Brak:
So I say to the voice inside my head
"What's the deal with you?
Why do you want to get me in trouble?
Where's my other shoe?
Where's my other shoe?"
Brakettes:
Forget your other shoe!
You need to get to the store!
Brak:
So, off I go to the park
Where I'm chased by a gang of girls.
Just when I think I'm safe and sound,
I'm attacked by a pack of sqirrels!
Brakettes: Ah-ah! Unh!
Brak: Break it down!
Brakettes: Ah-ah, ow!
Brak: Help me up!
Brakettes: Aw!
Brak: Stupid squirrels!
Brakettes: Ah-ah, un-uh!
Brak: Get off me!
Brakettes: Oh!
Brak: Break it down!
Brakettes: Oh, unh!
Brak: Help me up!
Brakettes: Unh!
Brak: What time is it?
Brakettes: Ahh!
Brak: Where am I?
Brakettes:
Ooh! Oh, ooh!
Brak:
Well, I finally got to the store,
But, of course, the store was closed.
When I got home, I got in trouble,
And that's the way it goes.
Brakettes:
That's the way it goes
When Brak goes to the store!
Brak:
That's it.
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