Cory Williams - Make Poop текст песни

Make poop
Everybody in the club wanna
Make poop
Everybody in their car wanna
Make poop
Everybody going on a date
Make poop
Everybody running late
Just make poop

When you're down in traffic cause you gotta take a dump
No matter how good you drive you'll always hit a bump
But you will get home now sooner or later
But cross your fingers that you have toilet paper

If you gotta shit and you're stuck in traffic
Your palms will sweat and your ass will twitch
Ain't that a bitch?
If it starts to come out, just give your cheeks a pinch
Pinchy-pinchy-pinchy-pinchy-pinch-poop-poop

Have you ever had to take a shit at a zoo?
Maybe at school?
Maybe in a pool?
Sometimes I have to take a shit in the drive through
Ooh!

Make poop
This song goes out to the truckers
Man I feel bad for all you motherfuckers

Make poop
The people who like jumping out a plane
Make poop
The people who get stuck in the rain
Make poop
It doesn't matter if you're rich or poor
Make poop
Everybody just need to make poop

All the girlies do it like Britney Spears
Pushing out a nutty-butty, face full of tears
Mr.T has problems with his colon
Cause every time he shits it looks like Gary Coleman

Whenever you go and take a crap, do you ever turn around and take a look back?
Do you shit before you pee?
Sometimes I pee before I poop and when I poop I pee freely

If this song makes you feel weird,
Make poop
Who cares about the other people
Just make poop
Everybody has a butt hole, make poop
If someone gets mad, tell them they make poop

That's it! I haven't heard enough people out there talking about making poop!
So what am I going to do?
Hahahahahahaha
Make poop again!

Make poop
The people who like smelling their own fart
Make poop
The people who think shitting is an art
Make poop
The people who like riding on a bike
Make poop
Shitting is a part of life
Just make poop

When you're at a party and you see somebody hot
They walk your way but your stomach does a knot
They grab your hand for you to dance
When you get to the floor, you shit your pants
And it runs down your leg and into your shoe
The music stops cuz it smells like poop
Whatcha gonna do?
You run to the bathroom with your dingle-berry stew
Sweaty like a sticky smelly
Fuck fuck fuck
You get to the back and the bathroom's locked
Your body gets hotter cause your ass won't shut
Remember when you're out of toilet paper use a sock
Ooh!

I'm Mr.Safety, but my real name is Cory
Believe it or not I make poop every morning

Make poop
The people in the USA
Make poop
The people who live in the UK
Make poop
The people in the country of Europe
Make poop
Everybody in the world
Just make poop

All the Asian people do it like Bruce Lee
Shitting out a milky way running up a tree
African people do it with a beat
One time I almost shit myself riding in my Jeep
'Cause I'm just a stupid white boy
I think it's funny when people get annoyed
Whaaa!

Does this song make you sick?
I'll pull down my pants so you can suck my wiener

People with a shallow mind aren't worth pleasing
Cause everything I do it's always done for a reason
And it's never the season for disbelieving
So be open with yourself because that's who you must believe in

Make poop
Make poop